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God bless Google Analytics. Here is a little sampling of the words people searched in the last week that landed them on our blog. This week’s words are amusing, varied and suprisingly high-brow. Abondazza? Come on! That’s not even spelled correctly and they still found us. Usually people who find us are searching words like “penis hygiene” “boobs” and “beaver trap.”
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Clearly, “seriously wtf is that” wins. On a more serious note: Listen up pervs. Everything you google is recorded somewhere.

WHY WOULD YOU REMAKE ARTHUR? That movie is pretty perfect as is. Furthermore, who the eff honestly thinks Russell Brand can “out Arthur” Dudley Moore (other than Russell Brand…and maybe Katy Perry because she has to support her fiance)?

Next thing you know they will cast Christopher Hewett from Mr. Belvedere as Hobson.

*For the record, we had to look up who played Mr. Belvedere. We did not know that off the top of our heads. We swear.

It is 2010 and the industry is shifting. As ad agencies struggle to keep a grip on their brands, more and more companies, large and small, are going direct to client. It has opened up vast opportunities.

BEST* took note of the industry’s changing climate and quickly picked the low hanging fruit of the Asian fresh produce market.

Photo and copy by guest blogger Matt Lenski
His also frequently contributes to his blog.

No, no, no, no way you will ever see a pony again without thinking of this video…

And sometimes you want a pick and a Black Barracuda Folding Pocket Knife.

Enjoy your hair/personal hunting accessory shopping here. Be sure to scroll down for the Rabiit Skinner and The Apache. Those are knives by the way, not picks.

Kashi seems to be implying that these two mature people of different genders only share a love of high fiber cereal…and not, by any means, a love of each others’ genitals. Because boning at breakfast doesn’t happen when you are old…meditate on that.

Of course there is a bail bond company named Bond, James Bond Inc. We struggled with whether this was BEST* or WORST and ultimately decided that if the bail-bond-related-scale goes from The Bounty Hunter w/ Jennifer Aniston all the way up to Domino Harvey, with Dog Chapman falling somewhere in the middle, then this shit hits it out of the park.

ADDENDUM: Addressing concerns from loyal readers, DeNiro’s Jack Walsh character in Midnight Run was not counted in our rating scale…mainly because it didn’t work for our joke. That is clearly at the tippy top of the scale.

Yes. Wolphins are real! They are part whale, part dolphin. And apparently the only one that is in captivity just had a baby. Take that Liger. If we ever own a professional swim team you can bet your ass we will name it The El Segundo Wolphins.

The Wolphin inspired us to put our scientist hats on and see if we could create a hybrid of our own, using stuff we have around the office.

UPDATE — 6:30pm: The Patron-Jamesons hybrid we created (Patronesons) was an epic fail. And by that we mean we are both puking, epically.

This site is amazing. Spending time on this site is a much better way to honor Washington & Lincoln than going to the mall, hitting mattress sales or buying a car. There, we said it. Manbabies.com is more patriotic than shopping.