WORST: END OF THE WORLD…MAYBE

June 30, 2008

If you’ve been looking for an excuse to do morally questionable things, we have a pretty flimsy one for you. See over at BEST* we are constantly expanding our “It’s the End of the World so Eff It List” that breaks down all the things/people we would do if the world were ending and there were only like seventy two hours left to live…they are all otherwise reprehensible things that we could not be held accountable for if the end of modern civilization is pending. Important things like “make out with best friend’s fiance” or “sleep with married co-worker on office desk” or “try crack.” So if you have a similar list, you might want to dust it off and revisit it before August. That is when the most powerful atom-smasher ever built, the Large Hadron Collider, will be switched on in Switzerland. And a black hole that will swallow the entire Earth may or may not immediately follow. Read more here:
Critics Fear Collider Could Doom Earth

We definitely do not advise checking stuff off the ‘Eff It’ list yet. We’ve all seen the scene in the movie where a character confesses something horrible just before the plane goes down, only to have to live with the shame of the admission once the turbulence ends. Don’t be that cliche. Wait until the panic has ensued and the end is eminent. Then get your freak on.

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