We will definitely not be watching this.

Also, on principal, we will not be ordering anything from Hemmacher Schlemmer

We have been shooting this killer super secret project for MTV for the past five days so we have been lax in our postings. So since we can’t share any info on the project YET (although we will soon and you’ll be able to see it in September)- we figured we’d share some behind the scenes moments from set.

Today?s blog is in celebration of 2 births:

William Monroe Stoller
8 lbs 6 oz

and the new Best Company Ever, Inc. t-shirts
Now available in s/m/l/xl/xxl

(model wearing women’s medium)

Congrats to new parents Brent and Susan! And to us for making the raddest t-shirts you’ve ever seen.

Read this first.?

We here at BEST* understand that people get freaked out by gender imbalanced ratios all the time…why just today someone said “Wow, you are both girls” which led us to wonder why that was posed as a question. ?But enough about us, the good menfolk of Mount Isa need our help. ?We propose that they start up an exchange program with Reykjavik, their perfect sister(filled) city.

So to kill some time in between actual paid work, we spent today thinking of the WORST possible names we could come up with for a girl band. If we could do it over, we would probably have dropped out of high school and been in a chick punk band like The Runaways. But we both played flute and never gave blow jobs because we had braces so instead, we mastered grammar, jv soccer and compensated with humor and our dreams of being Joan Jett and Lita Ford turned into a mildly bad attitude, a killer chest trap and now a blog that about 10 people read. But even in our dreams we would not have used these names. Please feel free to suggest any names that you can come up with that rival these. Good luck.

THE NINE WORST FAKE CHICK BAND NAMES CREATED BY THE BEST COMPANY EVER, INC:

Hostile Mucus

Labia Menorah (huge at Bat Mitzvahs)

Traveling Menstruals (there would definitely be a flute section in this one)

Disciples of Sandra Day O’Connor

Relaxed Fit

Cancer Cluster (Thanks Elisha)

Fondled at the Foodcourt

The Bulimics

Dis’ Charge

Usually we don’t promote early morning alcohol consumption, but today seems like a day to break all of the rules and celebrate our triumphant return to NPR. Thanks to Andrew Walsh and everyone at Word Of Mouth in New Hampshire for believing in us and our quest to be the premiere pop culture experts. We feel so good from the high quality box wine, that we aren’t too bummed about the low brow censors cutting us off at the end of the show.
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As they say in the 6-0-3: LIVE FREE OR DIE TRYIN’.

Kingston, NY - Which duo,?along with their trusty intern,?trekked into the bug-filled woods of the Hudson Valley to capture behind-the-scenes footage & bonus dvd feature interviews of the cast and crew of the much anticipated slasher/musical written and directed by a famed movie/tv star turned director? ?Stay tuned, more details to come.??Hint: ?The “duo” writes this blog.?