So to kill some time in between actual paid work, we spent today thinking of the WORST possible names we could come up with for a girl band. If we could do it over, we would probably have dropped out of high school and been in a chick punk band like The Runaways. But we both played flute and never gave blow jobs because we had braces so instead, we mastered grammar, jv soccer and compensated with humor and our dreams of being Joan Jett and Lita Ford turned into a mildly bad attitude, a killer chest trap and now a blog that about 10 people read. But even in our dreams we would not have used these names. Please feel free to suggest any names that you can come up with that rival these. Good luck.

THE NINE WORST FAKE CHICK BAND NAMES CREATED BY THE BEST COMPANY EVER, INC:

Hostile Mucus

Labia Menorah (huge at Bat Mitzvahs)

Traveling Menstruals (there would definitely be a flute section in this one)

Disciples of Sandra Day O’Connor

Relaxed Fit

Cancer Cluster (Thanks Elisha)

Fondled at the Foodcourt

The Bulimics

Dis’ Charge