WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE, BUT SUCK AT WRITING

September 8, 2008

Why try and speak from the heart when one of these crafty wordsmiths could get you laid?AMAZING WRITERS

With copy like, “I am a gentleman who is seriously looking for a nice lady to develop a life-long love & companionship,” it is no wonder that people are willing to pay $24.95 USD to fabricate their romantic voice.

LOVE LETTER OPTION 3

If BEST* COMPANY EVER doesn’t end up making millions, we are so going to make it rain with a lucrative career in ghostwriting love letters.

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  1. INDUSTRY NOTE:

    Sure, Best Company does great work. Yeah, they’re smart and talented and dedicated to serving their clients. But what really sets them apart is how they resisted naming their production company after some quirky, cutesy phrase that someone’s precocious five-year-old blurted out, like “Monkey Guppy Productions” or “Fuzzy Peanuts Entertainment.” Thank you, Best Company.

    Sincerely,
    Darry Logan
    I So Scared When You Drink Daddy Films

    comment by Darry Logan — September 10, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

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