Some words just shouldn’t be put together on menu.
Words like “rimmed” and “chocolate.”

The only worse combination would be “bearded” and “clam” and “waffle cone”

1. We both love hooters.

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OK- here is our latest favorite press clip about our latest favorite obsession:

“Robbie Williams? obsession for extraterrestrial life has reached new heights ? the singer is trying to contact aliens using his tattoos. The 34-year-old singer wears an Eye of Horus, or Udjat tattoo, which is also used by Enlightened Contact With Extraterrestrial Intelligence (ECTI), reports the ?Daily Telegraph?….He has also claimed that aliens have been in touch with him three times already.”
(click here for full screenindia.com article)

Here is the thing, they didn’t get a comment from him on this. How do they know he didn’t just get a cool symbol on his lower back that the tattoo guy swore up and down translated to “power” but then when he hooked up with someone who actually spoke Chinese, it turned out to just mean “manager.” oh- wait…that wasn’t him, that was…nevermind.

We do however have some inside knowledge on this topic. Said Eye of Horus tattoo could actually be something else. About 6 years ago, we worked on a shoot with him for MTV2 and at the time, he regaled us all with dirty swear words in a british accent, whilst mentioning that he planned on getting a tattoo of his “mum’s beef curtains.” (Please see accompanying “literal” reference image found on internet that is defnitely not a picture of Williams). Perhaps this is just a simple case of the media confusing Williams’ mother’s hoo-haa for the Eye of Horus.

Note to Robbie- in case you are reading this- sorry we are using your mom’s vagina as fodder for our humor mill. But you did it first. Love, BEST*

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Can’t decide if this is best or worst. And also, not sure which is weirder…the dog sitting on a stool like a person, a dog in tiny hat and tiny sunglasses, or the fact that everyone seems to be treating this like a normal occurance. Not us. We were like fuck it- take a picture of that freak. And the creepy dog next to her.

That’s right. BEST* is obsessed. In addition to our usual Monday & Friday posts, we are going to try to create a post every Wednesday relating to, in honor of, or just plain about Robbie Williams. Why you ask. Because of quotes like this one in an article about his recent endeavors:

“…the reclusive singer, based in Los Angeles and worth an estimated ?130million, has no time for anything other than recording, his interest in UFOs and a round of golf.”

Fucking UFOs. Awesome.

Check back next week when we take a golf lesson to prepare in case we meet him. In the meantime, here is a classic video from Take That.

PS- Half of BEST also did a promo shoot with him back in the early part of her career. More on that on future Wedensdays.