According to several reputable news outlets (like? WWTDD & Perez Hilton) AND three of our regular readers, there is some big news about Robbie. Apparently, his sister leaked it to the press that he will be heading out of the United States soon. According to her, he is leaving LA to return to his homeland of England where he is “loved and adored by fans and gets plenty of real press, not just some small company blog recreating images of him with their intern.”
That’s right, those are quotes around that sentence. As in somebody really said that. Maybe it was his sister, maybe it wasn’t. What is it to you anyway? Why are you making such a big deal out of this? Oh my god- look- there’s a mountain lion behind you! (sound of us running away)
We are all for going out and having a good time…clearly.
But to sing/rap about partying in such a literal and serious way makes us more sick than the time Laura drank well vodka at the Maverick Saloon and almost missed a wedding the next day.
This is crap. And worse than the chanting of “Keg Stand! Keg Stand” (just wait for it around 3:23) is the fact that this song is going to be echoing through the halls of a dorm or college bar near you. Bummer.
Award for Overall Worst Line goes to:
“…of course I learned some rules like don’t pass out with your shoes on, and don’t leave the house til the booze gone, and don’t have sex if she’s too gone…”
Content aside, you can’t rhyme gone with gone. That is cheating.
Clearly we can’t put ourselves up for this dubious title, because that would be arrogant and we already catch too much flak for naming ourselves the Best Company Ever.? So we respectfully withdrew ourselves from the competition and searched high and low for the BEST* Duo Ever.
Our travels took us to Santa Monica to find a pair of guys that could rival Chameleon, the Florida wedding cover band that needs no introduction due to the fact that they consistently rock Tampa, St. Pete, Pensacola and Myrtle Beach.
If you are intrigued by the chemistry between these two, click here.
If you are even more obsessed by Cory and Adam, hire them as editors to uncover the power of Filmcoreon…click here.
As promised…the first installment of our photo tribute to the career of Robbie Williams. (We have also started playing in a soccer league as a tribute but you won’t see photos of that until something exciting happens, like one of us pukes or gets in a fight).
As we chronologically recreate iconic moments from Robbie Williams’ videos in photo essay form, you will notice we will feature various people we find on the street or in the work place. So in true BEST style, we used our intern first. Presenting:
“TAKE THAT’S ‘BACK FOR GOOD’ - NOW WITH BETTER MILEAGE, HYBRID TECHNOLOGY AND AN INTERN”
Please, once again, enjoy the full video in all its glory by clicking here.
The next installment: ANGELS, as interpreted by BEST*.
Those crazy kids over at BBC brought together the top three Robbie Williams “SuperFans” for a show. Oddly enough, we were never contacted to take part. What gives? Surely this is some sort of calculation error on the part of BBC.
Sure Kerry and Tom Wordley are a brother and sister duo that have met Robbie personally, go to every concert and know all the words to every one of his songs. Do you siblings have a weekly blog post in honor of Robbie? That’s what we thought. You two can suck it!
And although Richard Sweetman’s mummy thinks he is the spitting image of Robbie, we think Dicky should take his mom in for an eye check because we don’t see it.
Here’s the thing. It’s a new year and we stand firm and committed to meeting Robbie in ‘09.
Whatever it takes. Even going up against these chumps on a stupid British show. Game on bitches.
Apparently our lucrative sponsorship offer of unlimited box wine, ill-fitting company t-shirts and tens of hundreds of dollars a year was not enough to lure our potential new spokesperson away from his current job as society reporter on NY1. Dammit. But out of sympathy he gave us one really solid shout out.
You can find more of George Whipple’s eyebrows here.
PS- we are still in the market for a new spokesperson. Get some of our stickers, shoot a video of someone holding one and proclaiming that we are, in fact, the Best Company Ever and send it to us (office@bestcompanywebsite.com) You will be greatly rewarded.
That’s right- we made another appearance as the pop culture gurus on NHPR’s Word of Mouth. We were brought in to discuss some of the best blogs out there that people don’t know about- and we managed to get in a plug for our own. Now we really have to follow through on our Robbie Williams photography plan for 09. We also managed to say “threesome,” which we probably weren’t supposed to, thereby robbing us of any high brow status points we had earned by being on public radio.
We figured that we would post a link to Robbie’s Wikipedia site so everyone can familiarize themselves with his vast catalog of work, but now we are on a hunt to find whoever posted this picture:
There are so many amazing photos of Robbie available, why did this horrible Robbie-Hater use the one where our beloved Robbie is at his fattest? He looks like a British cross between Biggie Smalls and Jim Breuer. Enough is enough. We are now going to do our best to change this photo on Wikipedia to the thinner/hotter Robbie that inspired our weekly posts.
Steve Jobs recent gaunt appearance has sparked rumors of illness and is ultimately being blamed for the huge drop in Apple stock value. Well, fear no more investors, we have the answers. Hormones are not too blame. It is a simple case of technology. As illustrated by the photos above, as the iPod, iPhone and laptops get thinner and thinner, he proportionately shrinks as well. Duh. We were concerned that when the Mac Air came out that Jobs would disappear completely any time he stood sideways…but so far, his physique seems to be more in line with the Nano.
We continue diligently to get to the bottom of the final question:? Is this just a well crafted marketing ploy to show that smaller is better, even in people…or is Jobs in fact a robot and advances in technology have allowed he and his robot army to make a smaller, more streamlined version of himself. Stay tuned for further updates on The Case of the Incredible Shrinking CEO.
PS- if you would like to hire us as your detective agency, we are now “moonlighting” as mystery solvers. Qualifications? We’ve watched every Bloodhound Gang episode and we love Magnum PI’s mustache. Take that Maddy Hayes.
