We are all for going out and having a good time…clearly.

But to sing/rap about partying in such a literal and serious way makes us more sick than the time Laura drank well vodka at the Maverick Saloon and almost missed a wedding the next day.

This is crap. And worse than the chanting of “Keg Stand! Keg Stand” (just wait for it around 3:23) is the fact that this song is going to be echoing through the halls of a dorm or college bar near you. Bummer.

Award for Overall Worst Line goes to:
“…of course I learned some rules like don’t pass out with your shoes on, and don’t leave the house til the booze gone, and don’t have sex if she’s too gone…”
Content aside, you can’t rhyme gone with gone. That is cheating.