We suppose this could also be listed as a BEST* post.

WORST because these horrible glasses are an overt reminder that New Years Eve is an annoying amateur night where revelers come out with their amateur boozing guns a’ blazing, ruining the evening for the rest of us that take a slow and heavy-handed approach throughout the year.

BEST* because these lame accessories are now retired. That’s right, no more double zeros until long after we are dead…later for those effing glasses.