We don’t claim to be stoners. In fact, after smoking some creeper weed Eileen once convinced herself that her friend was an insane elf sent to kill her. And a “hot box” session in a rented Nissan Sentra is also to blame for Laura’s infamous freak out at L.B.I. ChowderFest ‘99. But when looking at the iPhone apps it isn’t hard to figure out that somewhere in Cupertino, a computer programmer had just finished a Michael Phelps worthy bong rip when creating this icon.

Dude, what time is it??