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We are really having a hard time coming up with a new Robbie Williams-esque obsession, but because we know our Wednesday posts are like a lifeline to some of you…we thought we would bring you a new term to use instead. As defined by loyal reader Emily G….here you go:

Boob Salad
[booooooob sal-UH-d]
(should be pronounced with an Italian accent/flare. Similar to how people in Olive Garden say “Abbondanza.”)

- noun

1. A disaster created by the appearance of the dreaded third boob, created by wearing ill-fitting garments with boning, especially cheap bridesmaid dresses.

2. An exclamation shouted to a friend when one sees said friend wasted on stage - at a wedding - belting out the “Devil Went Down To Georgia” with one boob clearly hanging out of her dress.

Origin:
2006, Nantucketism; of specific orig. as per Emily Garbaccio