New obsession. This dude:

Here is the deal. We were hanging around outside of Last Call with Carson Daly the other night, like we always do, waiting to pick up college boys, and this guy asks us for a smoke. So as one of us is pulling out a cigarette, the other one punches him in the head and we throw him into our hatchback.

Cut to later that night, we can’t sleep so we are watching NBC when we realize…shit- we kidnapped the musical guest. At that point we remember he is still in the back of the car, so we go and let him out. Crisis avoided. Phew.

Since he was pretty effin cool about not calling the cops, we figure we can help him out little. Our new friend is playing at Hotel Cafe on March 3rd. If you live in LA you should go. But don’t tell him you know us. We are pretty sure that because we were wearing sweatsuits and hooker makeup that night, he won’t recognize us in the audience. If you live in NY- download his stuff by clicking here.