How long until “stimulus package” replaces “swagger” as the most popular word in hip hop? OK, maybe it doesn’t have quite the cache that swagger does, but it is timely and we are betting it will make it into some rhymes in the near future. So here is the challenge…come up with a rhyme using “stimulus package” in it somewhere - and write it as a comment here. The best one will win a killer prize from us.
To kick it off, here is one we wrote:
I can see your stomach’s all in knots about the economic crisis
your favorite foods and grocery stores are jacking up their prices
baby, I’m going to seduce you with my fully stacked fridge
so come on wrap your hands ’round my massive stimulus package
(massive? honey please.)
-I got a cash cow, piggy bank, and a nest egg
-It’s like I run a farm the way I’m stackin’ up this hay
-I’m so frugal with the doe that it’s almost comical
-Like Ebenezer Scrooge, without the cane or the Monocle
-I’m wisely economical, I’m thin-with-this cabbage
-I’m still gonna take a little stimulus package.
comment by SniperTwins — March 11, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO BBBBBB!
DROP SOME OF THAT NASTY BEAT (BUMPING)
UH UH UH UH
CHECK IT
When the govment starts printin da money
people get scared and actin all funny
question themselvs and spreadin da rumors
big wigs sayin do you part you fat consumors
but not me I got my skills
fine wine and fancy pills
fuck you and your jackass factage
recession deep with my stimulus package
- 2che
comment by adtek — March 11, 2009 @ 10:13 pm
Well I’m from New York so I rock Gray’s Papaya
Recession Special’s what I eat when I’m high-a
The price is right, the hot dogs supreme
And I need those receipts for my Ponzi Scheme.
My DJ drops hooks that make suckas take they hat off
While I cook the books like as if my name was Madoff
But don’t lecture me ’bout unscrupulous wackage,
You’ll get it all back from the Stimulous Package
comment by JoshKoshBGosh — March 18, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
[...] We got a late entry (JoshKoshBGosh) to our “stimulus package” rap challenge that is so hot, we decided to extend it. There are some really good ones up now and we know there are more of you out there wanting to get in on this. Make it happen (Ted, Darry, Dad…) Read the original post and drop some rhymes on us here: Rap Challenge Wednesday [...]
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