We got a late entry (JoshKoshBGosh) to our “stimulus package” rap challenge that is so hot, we decided to extend it. There are some really good ones up now and we know there are more of you out there wanting to get in on this. Make it happen (Ted, Darry, Dad…)
Read the original post and drop some rhymes on us here:
Rap Challenge Wednesday
Spoiler Alert:
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In recession this whole country has to swim-ulus
So let me tell you something, cuz’ you’re dim-ulus
First, let me put down my issue of Maxim-ulus
To tell you all the packages in this stimulus.
So jailbird lady rappers get a Lil’ Kim-ulus.
And that hottie in the burkha gets some Muslim-ulus.
Lord knows that fattie should hit the gym-ulus.
While that skinny piece of shit gets a Slim Jim-ulus.
Zooey Deschanel will snag a She & Him-ulus.
And Jodie Foster on that island gets a Nim-ulus.
Hansel and Gretel get a Brothers Grimm-ulus.
While Chaim and Ira just want some Purim-ulus.
Heavenly Father gets a big dose of seraphim-ulus
Not to mention a healthy side of cherubim-ulus.
We’ll give it to him when we get our hymn-ulus.
The cowboys and Mexicans need demin-ulus.
FYI, LOL and OMG want acronym-ulus.
That drunk British dude wants another Pims-ulus.
While that ukulele freak wants a Tiny Tim-ulus.
I’m gonna go out on a limb-ulus
And this won’t be proper and prim-ulus
But that Geitner and his bloated Tim-ulus
Ain’t no Ted McCagg, cuz he and stimulus are synonym-ulus.
Now I’m ouuta here to go get some trim-ulus.
PEACE!!!!!!
comment by bigpony — March 19, 2009 @ 5:39 pm
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