So we are the worst because we have not posted in a week but as is our nature, we are pointing the finger elsewhere. We talked up this killer bonus spot we shot so much that we didn’t want to post anything but the spot. But alas, stupid legal red tape has been holding it up. It is out of our hands. We are kind of over lawyers right now. Except for ours. Who, and this is on the record, is smart, handsome and worth every penny. The spot should be up by Wedensday. Here’s to hoping.

In the meantime, fate has dropped this in our hands:
The Sham-Wow dude was arrested in Miami for beating up a hooker.

Here is his best known work

Here is some of his finer work:

And here is his latest work.

To paraphrase The Huffington Post’s version of the Smoking Gun story, quick-talking Vince “Shamwow” Shlomi paid a hooker a Benjamin for “straight sex,” but then when she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go, he had to punch her in the face a bunch of times to save his number one money-making asset. We are fully aware that there is a slap-chop joke in this. But it is really too easy. Why lower the bar of this otherwise highbrow blog?