Finally. Two weeks ago we issued a rap challenge. Knowing that the now overused “swagger” would soon be replaced as the most popular word dropped in rhymes, we challenged our readers to come up with some rhymes of their own, using what we predict will be the hottest new phrase: stimulus package.
Click here to see three entries.
Click here to see the fourth entry

So the time to announce the awards has arrived:
(fake applause and crowd noise)

The award for most amazing rhyming of words (real or invented) that end in “ulus” GOES TO:
Bigpony

The award for tightest rhyme that used a real word to rhyme with Package GOES TO:
Sniper Twins

The award for tightest rhyme using a made-up word to rhyme with Package GOES TO:
JoshKoshBGosh

And finally, the award for best swagger GOES TO:
2che (adtek)

That’s right. Everyone wins. That is how we roll. Email us your address to receive your amazing prize…The one and only FOREARM FORKLIFT®. Make moving easy and use proper lifting techniques with the amazing Forearm Forklift®.

Our prizes are not wackage.