Wow. So last week we posted the following rap challenge:

“OK- an egg genie goes to whomever comes up with the best rhyme about or inspired by Susan Boyle. And you have to use her name in it at least once. Bonus points if you can get Simon Cowell in it too…”

And we got one reply… from “lefler_sagegrove.” But rather than just type out his submission, he wrote, recorded and posted a link to it. It is kind of fucking awesome.

Excerpt:
“fuck that Susan Boyle, wait no more
she’s front stage and center on the singing floor
cause Britain’s Got Talent, how about that
Simon’s overseeing with pockets so fat…”

I was going to issue a new swine flu challenge but lefler has left us so impressed that we are just gonna use this post to LINK to his myspace profile so y’all can hear “Suzie Boyle” as well as some other numbers from his catalogue, like “Pickles and Rice” for instance.

Thanks for upping the stakes Lefler. Your very gangster Egg Genie is on its way.