BEST* PRESENTS OUR TOP THREE NEW FILM IDEAS

May 29, 2009 no comments

1.

Inspired by a true “tail”, four former Thunder Cats facing retirement and nearing the end of their lives make a list of things they want to do before they die…for the first time!

Added Bonus:
- Bucket Cats 2-9 almost write themselves
- Skydiving cats are hilarious

2.

Two 30-year-old white men from outside of Chicago head to Mexico to crash multiple quinceañera parties for fifteen year-olds.

Note: Tyler Perry had nothing to do with this, but we figured his name would help us sell it through.

3.

A girl obsessed with all things Martha Stewart hides her obsession to land a husband and have the perfect wedding day by pretending she is into hip-hop, basketball and monster trucks. The doomed nuptials are saved when she falls for her metro wedding planner who also hearts Martha.

Added Bonus:
- Cameos by Martha, Lil’ Wayne and various WuTang alums…

BEST* FILLER @ 9:53 am

LARRY SENZA WEDNESDAYS: WHO THE F*CK IS LARRY SENZA?!

May 27, 2009 2 comments

Does anyone know who this is?  He seems to be our most vocal and loyal reader and yet we are not sure who he is.  Is he even real?

Here are some samples of his comments:

How about I come over there and melt your box for you lol

How did you get that? I thought I deleted it lol

Aisle be there for you :)

We are really excited at the prospect of having a fan, but would find it pretty hilarious if one of you guys were messing with us…lol

BEST*: IT’S LIKE THEY BUILT AN AISLE JUST FOR US

May 26, 2009 one comment

“What store is this in?” you ask.
Answer: Heaven

BEST* FILLER @ 1:08 pm

BEST* GOOGLE SEARCH FINDS…

May 22, 2009 no comments

Was anyone else aware that this is the first picture to show up when you type “forest” into Google?

Yeah, we wouldn’t believe it either, so here is proof that we aren’t lying:

Also, can we all agree that the phrase “Glistening Unicorn Tip” is disgusting yet hilarious?

BEST* FILLER @ 1:34 pm

REJECTION LETTER WEDNESDAYS

May 20, 2009 one comment

I think we are in love.

BEST* FILLER @ 9:15 am

WORST: COMBAT GLOBAL WARMING ONE MINI-FRIDGE AT A TIME

May 18, 2009 one comment

Polar ice caps melting?  Glaciers going away?  We need to create something like that on a small scale here at BEST* to defrost our mini-fridge freezer.  Otherwise our fear is that hundreds of years from now when future archeologists dig up our office in El Segundo they will find half consumed 40s of warm Miller High Life, the Boom Blaster 2000 Fart Machine and three ice-filled styrofoam cups perfectly preserved in ice.  We are fine with being associated with the beer and farts, but it’s not really “envirofriendly” to use styrofoam…so if you have any ideas we’d love to hear them.




BEST* FILLER @ 10:54 am

BEST* BLOG: 100TH POST CELEBRATION (BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE U.N. & GOLDEN BULLS)

May 15, 2009 no comments

For our 100th post on the BEST* BLOG EVER we decided to celebrate with a grab bag of gifts.  Feel free to try and find symbolism in the items shown.

We just liked the fact that there is stash drawer in the golden bull…

BEST* FILLER @ 1:06 pm

ZACK GALIFIANAKIS WEDNESDAYS (OR BEST* NEW TRAILER OBSESSION)

May 13, 2009 no comments

F*ck Summer Blockbusters, we here at BEST* are all about Summer Dude Comedies.  The Hangover, our latest obsession, is from the guy that brought us Old School. We are currently watching this trailer at least 5 times a day due to Zack Galifianakis’ involvement and the baby strapped to his chest. Could this be our new Foot Fist Way?

BEST* FILLER @ 11:31 am

BEST* WAY TO LOSE HOURS…

May 11, 2009 no comments

Prediction:
If you are anything like us, you will waste hours on this site. And then you will add to it.

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

Guess which one came from one of us…

BEST* FILLER @ 3:15 pm

BEST*: WAIT…RUN THAT TAGLINE BY ME ONE MORE TIME?

May 8, 2009 no comments

The agencyspy over at mediabistro.com (who we love by the way) found a real gem recently. Clearly English is the second or third language for this copywriter. Or perhaps, he or she is the wittiest, dirtiest, ballsiest (not a word, we know) person in advertising, in which case…drinks are on us. Come by the office. We have box wine.

BEST* FILLER @ 11:13 am
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