Inspired by a true “tail”, four former Thunder Cats facing retirement and nearing the end of their lives make a list of things they want to do before they die…for the first time!
Added Bonus:
- Bucket Cats 2-9 almost write themselves
- Skydiving cats are hilarious
2.
Two 30-year-old white men from outside of Chicago head to Mexico to crash multiple quinceañera parties for fifteen year-olds.
Note: Tyler Perry had nothing to do with this, but we figured his name would help us sell it through.
3.
A girl obsessed with all things Martha Stewart hides her obsession to land a husband and have the perfect wedding day by pretending she is into hip-hop, basketball and monster trucks. The doomed nuptials are saved when she falls for her metro wedding planner who also hearts Martha.
Added Bonus:
- Cameos by Martha, Lil’ Wayne and various WuTang alums…
Polar ice caps melting? Glaciers going away? We need to create something like that on a small scale here at BEST* to defrost our mini-fridge freezer. Otherwise our fear is that hundreds of years from now when future archeologists dig up our office in El Segundo they will find half consumed 40s of warm Miller High Life, the Boom Blaster 2000 Fart Machine and three ice-filled styrofoam cups perfectly preserved in ice. We are fine with being associated with the beer and farts, but it’s not really “envirofriendly” to use styrofoam…so if you have any ideas we’d love to hear them.
F*ck Summer Blockbusters, we here at BEST* are all about Summer Dude Comedies. The Hangover, our latest obsession, is from the guy that brought us Old School. We are currently watching this trailer at least 5 times a day due to Zack Galifianakis’ involvement and the baby strapped to his chest. Could this be our new Foot Fist Way?
The agencyspy over at mediabistro.com (who we love by the way) found a real gem recently. Clearly English is the second or third language for this copywriter. Or perhaps, he or she is the wittiest, dirtiest, ballsiest (not a word, we know) person in advertising, in which case…drinks are on us. Come by the office. We have box wine.