Just when you thought the blog was getting stagnant and filled with only still photos and witty copy, we give you our Bocce Team Launch video. Made with no money, in and around our office, in under 4 hours, this is not just the unveiling of the uniforms for our bocce team: BOCCE SAID SHE WAS 18, it is also a tribute to one of the worst duet videos (with heavy sexual undertones) ever made. (Sidenote: “The Girl is Mine” was a runner up in our video selection process. That would’ve been a disaster.)
Too big to be housed on our blog, we have given it its own page. Go here asap and watch it. It may take a minute to load so be patient. Just like your first kiss or getting finger banged at the roller rink, it will be worth the wait and equally as awkward.
www.boccesaidshewas18.com
Special thanks to Sean Fazende for his shooting/editing skills!
It is the best ever. So true. Not to mention that Kaukauna cheese offers you the rare and awesome opportunity to use “spreadable,” “wine” and “tub” all in the same sentence. The only other occasions to do this involve Vegas, a prostitute and you getting the hell up out of this hotel room before dawn OR Cancun, a bad case of herpes and your kidneys being harvested for cash.
Yep. These are for men. We discovered them on our trip to Seattle. Also on our trip we found they are frequently worn without underwear, but more on that later. For you to truly appreciate the utilikilt, you need to see the user submitted “commercials” people have made for them. Click HERE. Please. We beg you. Watch it. You will laugh, feel embarrassed and feel manly all at once, kind of like the time in college you accidentally smoked a joint laced with steroids and angel dust.
In LA you tend to drive by quite a few down-on-their-luck citizens who hold up signs at passing motorists asking for money. This is easily the most inventive and imaginative sign asking for cash we’ve seen to date. Sadly the light turned green and we were unable to contribute to his fix-it fund.
This is the shit people always say they will do and then don’t, but you fucking did it. So you, friend who for now will remain nameless, are our new goddamned hero. And we’re pretty sure Jennifer Aniston, Phylicia Rashad and the wife of anyone Sienna Miller touches would feel the same.
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PS- We might need your skills to ghostwrite an email for us to Larry Senza. We’re still not sure who he is and his comments are getting weirder.
The Hangover opens today. And soon everyon will know what we have known for years: Zach Galifianakis is a genius and under the right circumstances depression beards are hot.
In honor of The Hangover we are skipping the normal hours of creativity we clearly pour into the blog and going to the movies instead. We offer you this video gem in the hopes that it will get you excited about beards and you will do the same.
