We didn’t see that movie, that either starred Nicholas Cage or Jim Carrey, where there is some clue hidden in sequences of numbers…but whatever movie that was with whoever in it might have been onto something. Look at all these crazy numbers appearing in our life.

First- look how many views we have on our holiday video:

Then…Look at our bocce ranking: “Bocce Said She Was 18″

I mean we all know what 69 means. And 17? 1 + 7 = 8…and if you turn 8 sideways it looks like boobs. So clearly, all signs are pointing to the obvious. We are whores. Damn you numerology. Damn you Nicholas Cage. We will prove you wrong. We’re not whores…we just are gonna go grab a drink before we set out to prove…

10PM EST UPDATE: Numbers don’t lie. We are whores.