Oh hi bandwagon! Yes, thank you for stopping, we would love to jump on…

Things we are are holding against Ryan Jenkins:
1. He was on a reality show
2. Ridiculous hair (including the waxed eyebrows)
3. He watched just enough CSI re-runs to really make him look stupid. Didn’t you see Season 9: Episode Five, douchebag? Teeth and fingers? That is sooo Season 3. Even Spencer Pratt would know to ditch the silicone if he was planning to off his fake wife and leave her in a dumpster.

4. He’s a murderer