But we certainly did not leave the 2009 Beach Bocce Finals as losers. Guess who took home the two most coveted trophies in the league (not counting the actual trophy for winning the league)? That’s right Bocce Said She Was 18 walked away with Best Team Name and Rookie of the Year. It’s an honor just to be nominated- but it’s way fucking cooler to hail a cab with two bronze bocce ballers mounted proudly atop red, white and blue shafts. And yes, we slept with the trophies that night (in seperate beds, at seperate houses you pervs).

As you can see, we have added them to our already well endowed trophy shelf. Look how proudly they sit surrounded by our Art Directors Club Gold Cube, Laura’s swimming medal and Eileen’s plaque for winning Queen.

Also, for the record, when they announced the Best Dressed winners (which we also thought we had in the bag) we didn’t run up on stage and ruin their acceptance speech. You know why? Because we are not bitches. So suck it Kanye.