Elmo’s Tickle Hands are a pair of big red fluffly four-fingered gloves that provide an extra pair of hands (seriously?!) to help little ones entertain themselves. One of the gloves has an Elmo face; pushing the nose activates a battery powered mechanism that sets the glove vibrating and giggling as Elmo leads kids in the Tickle Hand Groove Dance, then instructs them to tickle someone.

Someone at Fischer-Price is going to get canned for this…kid vibrators…easily WORST.

We realize this might shock everyone, but today we are going to take a break from tirelessly promoting ourselves to focus on someone else.  Why this sudden change?  Because VISQUEEN just released their new album, Message To Garcia exclusively on Amazon…and it is fucking amazing!

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Aside from being one of the top five most bangable musicians in Seattle, lead singer Rachel Flotard is most notably known for her role as Drunk Slut #1 in the Bocce King series.

Good news is while you are picking up VISQUEEN’s Message To Garcia on Amazon, you can also put in that order for 100 roles of plastic sheeting for the Guinness Book’s Largest Slip ‘n Slide attempt you’ve been planning.