We understand this time of year is the perfect opportunity to dress slutty and have no one passing judgement on you and your moral character. Don’t get us wrong, we are all for the sexy dress-up, but we just can’t stand the girls who fuck it up every year with their suck-ass attempt at sexy costumes (see below). They would be better off dressing up as a Sexy Washing Machine or a Sexy Abominable Sno-woman or even a Sexy Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor.

Sexy Charlie Chaplin…really?!

Sexy Prisoner. There are far sexier ways to sex up an inmate…trust us.

Sexy Baseball Player from A League of Their Own?
Surely the fact that Rosie O’Donnell was featured in the movie would be reason enough not to try and make a sexy outfit out of it. The pink glove is easily the worst prop ever.

So we invented a new game called “What Would Sam Elliott Look Like As A Baby?”.

Don’t worry. We’re not totally irresponsible. We had him sign a release.

Crazy that this kid (who has been on earth less than half a decade) created a story that makes Orwell look verbose & obvious.  Maybe Disney settled the Baby Einstein lawsuit too soon…this kid is a fucking genius.

Not to ruin the surprise if we owe you a thank you card, but shutterfly really knows how to visually lure you into an otherwise ridiculous purchase.

Billboard marketing is all about location, location, location.

Beyond the fact that this is THE most ridiculous doll we’ve ever seen (what is up with the shin-hair?!).  We think this begs the question: Why’s it gotta be a Ginger?  Haven’t the redheads of the world been persecuted enough?

Also, is there a baby shaving fetish we weren’t aware of — just asking…for a friend.  Stop asking so many questions.

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It’s no bocce trophy- but this one is international. Condom Fairy is huge in the United Arab Emirates.

Honestly, our awards shelf can barely support the weight of our egos.

The Return of the Comment Box…

We, once again, opened ourselves up for constructive criticism and - yet again - we were mocked with personal shares, dirty innuendos and curse words. Well keep it up guys. We’ll show you! Your silly insults are just making us want to suck harder….wait, that came out wrong…we meant…oh fuck it. Nevermind. Here are the new comments.

You loved him in The Hills: According to Me….as Giuseppe Napoli he made you laugh until you cried alotfold…and now, the incredibly talented and hilarious DEREK MILLER stars in the new series Secret Girlfriend. We directed the promos for it, so watch the premiere tonight at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central. Then you too can say you knew him back when he was just a kid wth big dreams, playing 32 roles on a short-lived MTV parody of its own show. Oh MTV- Why won’t you let us make more episodes of The Hills: According To Me?

Sorry- we went off on a tagent. Anyway- seriously, watch Derek on Comedy Central tonight. He is awesome.

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