We understand this time of year is the perfect opportunity to dress slutty and have no one passing judgement on you and your moral character. Don’t get us wrong, we are all for the sexy dress-up, but we just can’t stand the girls who fuck it up every year with their suck-ass attempt at sexy costumes (see below). They would be better off dressing up as a Sexy Washing Machine or a Sexy Abominable Sno-woman or even a Sexy Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor.

Sexy Charlie Chaplin…really?!

Sexy Prisoner. There are far sexier ways to sex up an inmate…trust us.

Sexy Baseball Player from A League of Their Own?
Surely the fact that Rosie O’Donnell was featured in the movie would be reason enough not to try and make a sexy outfit out of it. The pink glove is easily the worst prop ever.