We will be back with more blog genius in 2010. To keep you occupied while we are gone, here is a game called Photo Hunt.  Compare these two pics and circle the things that don’t match. Good luck — this is a tough one.

*Thanks Jayro.

Oh yeah! Two posts in a row with headlines that sound like vagina metaphors. High Five! It’s the holidays and the perfect time for a visit to the old comment box.

Clearly the war between the “Pro-DoubleFlush” people and the “Leave a Floater” people is heating up. Oddly, the handwriting on both is very similar. The chicken scratch on the boobs is kind of our favorite, but the Date Rape one makes a valid point.
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What? What were you expecting to see? Perv.

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With Love,
BEST*

Photos courtesy of Zachary Galler - he specializes in cinematography and portraits of pervs.
Card layouts courtesy of Shutterfly - they specialize in corny mugs and calendars.

Strike that. Let’s begin with “hope this is photoshoped.”

oops- Somebody dropped a nacho.
The risks of poolside bikini dining. We like to call it the wetboobynapkin.

What would you call it?

Thanks to our loyal reader EE for sending this in. Pretty much the best shit ever….get it…cause it’s sanitation and that’s…oh forget it- we can’t always be super funny.

We are number 1 on google now bithces. Fuck you Best & Co Children’s Clothing.

As you can see, his shirt clearly reads MEET ME AT THE BAR. What you can’t see is that hers reads MEET ME AT MY BOOBS.