Let us get this straight. We can enjoy the beauty of mother nature, a delicious meatball sub AND the hotness that is Tom Selleck’s mustache all at the same FUCKING time!? It’s like a triptych from heaven. Just remember to wait a half hour after you eat before going in the water…
For more proof that God exists CLICK HERE.
WTF sound would this make going down a hill?
Hint: Blow into an empty beer bottle.
Let’s face it. Sometimes the humoring and the yes-ing can push one to a breaking point that we used to call “Going Promo.” Thankfully the CLIENTS FROM HELL blog provides a much needed break to illustrate that your clients aren’t half as shitty as you thought.
Question: Is the logo located in someone’s vagina?
Technically it’s more of a “launch yourself into the air with the hopes of landing in something awesome like chocolate” jump…but that didn’t really translate all that well on the English to Italian Free Translation website.
Jump of brooklyn bridge! (Il salto dal Brooklyn Bridge di Filipp - Watch more Funny Videos
She is the WORST. And not just because of her seal bark laugh. Granted Billy Bush set her up for it, but talking about how you passed on a role that someone else is nominated for is kind of like a dude saying “She’s only going out with you because I didn’t want to fuck her.” So basically what we are saying is Julia Roberts is the Mike “The Situation” of Hollywood.*
In our own version of Gay or German, we present this video.
DRUNK or ANNOYING:
You decide.
*If you didn’t get this reference, put down the meth pipe, crawl out from the porch you are living under and do yourself a favor and watch Jersey Shore Thursdays at 10/9c on MTV.
Happy MLK Day. Our usual booby jokes are on hold because they all seem forced in light of the situation in Haiti. We want to do anything we can to encourage others to help. It is incredibly easy to donate. We texted and donated online. Here are several options of how you can do your part.
Contribute online through ClintonBushHaitiFund.org.
Text “QUAKE” to 20222 to charge a $10 donation to the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund (the donation will be added to your cell phone bill).
Donate $10 to the American Red Cross – charged to your cell phone bill – by texting “HAITI” to “90999.
You can donate online directly through the Red Cross.
Doctors Without Borders is now accepting donations to their Emergency Relief Fund. These types of funds ensure that their medical teams can react to the Haiti emergency and humanitarian crises all over the world, particularly neglected crises that remain outside the media spotlight.
UNICEF has also set up a special fund to help the children of Haiti. You can donate through their website and 100% of your donation goes to their relief efforts for children in Haiti.
Our regularly scheduled sixth-grade, locker-room style humor will return on Wedensday.
You know why? Because even though this was taken on an IPhone, people fucking love bacon. Suck it Kate Moss.
We currently have nothing better to do during the day, so instead of starting to drink at noon, we really poured a lot of time and attention into our quarterly website update. We have all new links to some fucked up sites and also really cool ones you will want to bookmark, new photos and new Best & Worst words for you to seamlessly incorporate into your lexicon. We also threw an episode of Bocce King up on the work page because it is such a crowd pleaser. Here is a little photo sample to get you excited:
And here is the link- please empty your cache, clear your cookies and then click here. We don’t care if you stay on the site, but we are really trying to get our google analytics hits up to win a bet.
How can I say this to you Doctor as not to confuse you….I’m like a choco-holic, but for booze.
And “fashion” and “yarn” don’t really go so well together either. But, just so you know, the directions say you can choose any three colors you want! Home Ec Enthusiasts rejoice!