No, no, no, no way you will ever see a pony again without thinking of this video…

And sometimes you want a pick and a Black Barracuda Folding Pocket Knife.

Enjoy your hair/personal hunting accessory shopping here. Be sure to scroll down for the Rabiit Skinner and The Apache. Those are knives by the way, not picks.

Kashi seems to be implying that these two mature people of different genders only share a love of high fiber cereal…and not, by any means, a love of each others’ genitals. Because boning at breakfast doesn’t happen when you are old…meditate on that.

Of course there is a bail bond company named Bond, James Bond Inc. We struggled with whether this was BEST* or WORST and ultimately decided that if the bail-bond-related-scale goes from The Bounty Hunter w/ Jennifer Aniston all the way up to Domino Harvey, with Dog Chapman falling somewhere in the middle, then this shit hits it out of the park.

ADDENDUM: Addressing concerns from loyal readers, DeNiro’s Jack Walsh character in Midnight Run was not counted in our rating scale…mainly because it didn’t work for our joke. That is clearly at the tippy top of the scale.

Yes. Wolphins are real! They are part whale, part dolphin. And apparently the only one that is in captivity just had a baby. Take that Liger. If we ever own a professional swim team you can bet your ass we will name it The El Segundo Wolphins.

The Wolphin inspired us to put our scientist hats on and see if we could create a hybrid of our own, using stuff we have around the office.

UPDATE — 6:30pm: The Patron-Jamesons hybrid we created (Patronesons) was an epic fail. And by that we mean we are both puking, epically.

This site is amazing. Spending time on this site is a much better way to honor Washington & Lincoln than going to the mall, hitting mattress sales or buying a car. There, we said it. Manbabies.com is more patriotic than shopping.

Hurry on down to John Elway Toyota because these Prius cars are going fast!!!!
(No seriously, they are going fast…so fast they can’t stop.)

We also felt you’d enjoy this photo of Laura’s “dirt tagged” car. Oh clever Manhattan Beach youth…

Next thing you know they will be able to grow mustaches, wear eyepatches and tie people to train tracks…and then the world will end.

“Temple Grandin” is a really amazing true story about a really amazing woman by the same name. So why did HBO have to go and make it look exactly like “Simple Jack?”

The similarities are uncanny. Claire Danes looks more like Simple Jack then she does the real woman. And the trailers? Come on HBO.

HBO EXEC: I just can’t put my finger on what this trailer reminds me of…
EDITOR: I don’t know what you are talking about (runs out of office, high-fives interns)

How has it taken us this long to find this. Girl power!! (Thanks Ted.)