Yes. Wolphins are real! They are part whale, part dolphin. And apparently the only one that is in captivity just had a baby. Take that Liger. If we ever own a professional swim team you can bet your ass we will name it The El Segundo Wolphins.

The Wolphin inspired us to put our scientist hats on and see if we could create a hybrid of our own, using stuff we have around the office.

UPDATE — 6:30pm: The Patron-Jamesons hybrid we created (Patronesons) was an epic fail. And by that we mean we are both puking, epically.