Of course there is a bail bond company named Bond, James Bond Inc. We struggled with whether this was BEST* or WORST and ultimately decided that if the bail-bond-related-scale goes from The Bounty Hunter w/ Jennifer Aniston all the way up to Domino Harvey, with Dog Chapman falling somewhere in the middle, then this shit hits it out of the park.

ADDENDUM: Addressing concerns from loyal readers, DeNiro’s Jack Walsh character in Midnight Run was not counted in our rating scale…mainly because it didn’t work for our joke. That is clearly at the tippy top of the scale.