Look. We’ve definitely noticed a trend of other people labeling things in a format that is very, very familiar to our way of doing things. But this poster is just a little too fucking close for comfort. Prepare to hear from our lawyers, bitches! Although, upon further reflection Troll 2 does look like the worst movie ever. So, fair enough.
Look, we aren’t saying that we didn’t like playing The Old, Old Sheep in the 2nd grade production of Charlotte’s Web. Nor are we saying that we are still smarting from having to play the Old Grandma when clearly we were more suited for the role of the Witch in Into The Woods. What we’ve realize is, the issue wasn’t our acting skills, the issue was the mother-fudging material! If only we had attended the genius school that put this little gem on…
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The North End Caffe in Manhattan Beach has the best sandwiches- possiby in all of LA. And we would have said this even if they didn’t agree to wear our company t-shirts.
We seriously eat there four to five times a week. The Vaughn and The Alicia are our lunchtime usuals. And a breakfast of the House Sandwich or The Hermana with some North End Potatoes will make any day (and hangover) better. Now that we talked them into wearing the shirts, next we will start a campaign to get a sandwich named after us. Who wouldn’t order The Best Sandwich Ever?! We’ll leave the ingredients up to them. They are the food geniuses. We are just the masters of naming things, puns and dick jokes.
If you live in LA you better eat here soon. If you live in NY, check them out on the Food Network in April when they will be featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
Regardless of what side of the fence you are on. It IS a big fucking deal. Homeboy was just telling it like it is.
This is might come as a shock to you. But this is not a Saturday Night Live parody and this is not an attempt to make fun of Amish people. Today’s post is purely about how effing lame the Lifetime Movie Network line up is (that is of course assuming you even knew there was a Lifetime Movie Network). We had no idea it existed, and we fall into their demographic… We miss the days of Lifetime when they had movies starring Markie Post filled with scorned women setting fire to their husband’s bed and/or car. They have clearly lost their edge.
Overboard was a great movie. It reignited America’s passion for over-the-top miniature golf courses. It was also apparently a box office flop. So other than a guranteed time slot every Sunday on TBS in 2014, why are they remaking it? Also slated for remakes are: Romancing The Stone, The Birds and Footloose. The major flaw in the remake of Footloose is that there are no places in the US today that dancing would be illegal, especially with the popularity of ABDC, So you think You Can Dance and Dance Dance Revolution. And the major flaw in the Overboard remake is that J-Lo is a terrible actor.
In other movie news, we are going to start working on some remake scripts right now. Why set your sights all high and try to remake a movie that was actually well done? Dummies. We pride oursleves on setting attainable goals — Like Ishtar 2011, Waterworld 2011 and Leprechaun 2011. Jennifer Lopez will star in all of them. See you at the Oscars.
This is bullshit. We actually have work to do today. Two years ago at this time we were peeling some girl off a pool table after she passed out in a pool of green beer. And by “some girl” we mean your mom. Kidding. But not really. Your mom should learn to hold her liquor.
Clearly we are just bitter. Have fun everyone out there drinking and singing Danny Boy even though it is a funeral song. We will be at the office working. Think of us. And be careful because you know what they say, “tonight is amateur night.”
Even though it is from Thanksgiving, it seemed fitting, here is an oldie but goody with said funeral song.
A BEST* THANKSGIVING from Best Company on Vimeo.
You have to read these books. (Yes, we read books dickheads. Stop acting so surprised.) There are three in the series and you will not be able to put them down. Read them before you see the movie. But definitely see the movie. It opens this Friday in select cities and nationwide by April. Not to sound all intellectual and subtitle-y and bite the hand that feeds us but… Hollywood will soon remake this and ruin it, so we highly reccomend seeing the Swedish version. If you saw the original French/Dutch version of The Vanishing and then the American one with Kiefer Sutherland, Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock, you can appreciate our fear. (And that had two Academy Award winners AND a Jack Bauer in it.)
PS - Sorry our Monday posts have been sucking lately. We will get it back. We just need some more uppers. Anyone holding?
Breast milk cheese? Sick. Served in a restaurant. Fucking gross. Not to mention, if you walked up to Chef Angerer and tried to suckle his wife’s teet, he would kick you in the junk. But it’s okay for him to pass that shit around in cheese form as a canape? Come on. This is really sending a mixed message to men everywhere.
