Overboard was a great movie. It reignited America’s passion for over-the-top miniature golf courses. It was also apparently a box office flop. So other than a guranteed time slot every Sunday on TBS in 2014, why are they remaking it? Also slated for remakes are: Romancing The Stone, The Birds and Footloose. The major flaw in the remake of Footloose is that there are no places in the US today that dancing would be illegal, especially with the popularity of ABDC, So you think You Can Dance and Dance Dance Revolution. And the major flaw in the Overboard remake is that J-Lo is a terrible actor.

In other movie news, we are going to start working on some remake scripts right now. Why set your sights all high and try to remake a movie that was actually well done? Dummies. We pride oursleves on setting attainable goals — Like Ishtar 2011, Waterworld 2011 and Leprechaun 2011. Jennifer Lopez will star in all of them. See you at the Oscars.