Why the fuck is everyone hailing Bieber as the cutest Canadian?! We’ve totally got Kiernan Fever!! Although, in honor of full disclosure, we follow Pat on Twitter and he follows us…we can’t say the same for Bieber.
(This is an admittedly East Coast specific post today, so all you West Coast readers will just have to suck it up…we’ll get back to you and your fragile egos on Friday.)
On September 26th at 10:30pm we will be watching the man who has more white trash panache and mullet magic than our asses can handle in a thirty minute episode.
Damn, he even makes a moped look sexy.
Oh…right…13-year-old boys…good to know.
Let’s face it, this information is not altogether shocking. For whatever reason boobies and penis jokes don’t really resonate with the 30-50 year old Literati crowd.
When exiting the Target parking lot this morning we came across a sign that made us stop and think…who is going to respond to this generic yellow ad affixed to the stop sign? That was also when we realized we would never make 10-20k per month…sigh.
These two cataclysmic events will not overlap again until 2025…
The only thing better than digging into a Crab Lover’s Trio with a side of Garlic Crab-And-Shrimp encrusted Tilapia pasta, is doing it while watching a double feature of Ultimate Air Jaws and Shark Bite Beach.
Thanks Darry.
(PS- The fact that we have had two consecutive Bill Murray themed posts is purely coincedence. We are not starting Bill Murray Wedensdays or anything crazy. We learned our lesson on celeb-inspired blogging after we drove Robbie Williams out of America)
We love you Bill Murray, even if some dicks out there think you are The Hollywood Horseman of The American Apocalypse. And we’d like to go on record as saying we have no problem with your drinking, cavorting with youngsters and your “ultimate apathy.” In fact, we like to think we share a lot of the same values. Feel free to stop by the office for a cocktail and a nap on one of our LaZBoys anytime!
If you liked Mega Shark vs. Giant Octupus…then you will love its SyFy follow up, Sharktopus.
Fuck yeah!
This thing could kick a wholphin’s ass any day. And by “this thing” we mean Eric Roberts’ career. The fish hybrid thingie is pretty badass too.
We fucking love sausage. And we love anything that sounds like a name we came up with (see: witty, punny, using ‘best’ or worst’). In fact, one of our band names on RockBand is Wursten Howell, III.
That’s why Best Company Ever, Inc. gives the official stamp of approval to The Best Wurst. We haven’t even tried their food yet but their website is genius and we love Austin. So next time we are there, we will certainly eat the shit out of some of their Brats. Beleed that.