God bless Google Analytics. Here is a little sampling of the words people searched in the last week that landed them on our blog. This week’s words are amusing, varied and suprisingly high-brow. Abondazza? Come on! That’s not even spelled correctly and they still found us. Usually people who find us are searching words like “penis hygiene” “boobs” and “beaver trap.”
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Clearly, “seriously wtf is that” wins. On a more serious note: Listen up pervs. Everything you google is recorded somewhere.

No, no, no, no way you will ever see a pony again without thinking of this video…

And sometimes you want a pick and a Black Barracuda Folding Pocket Knife.

Enjoy your hair/personal hunting accessory shopping here. Be sure to scroll down for the Rabiit Skinner and The Apache. Those are knives by the way, not picks.

Kashi seems to be implying that these two mature people of different genders only share a love of high fiber cereal…and not, by any means, a love of each others’ genitals. Because boning at breakfast doesn’t happen when you are old…meditate on that.

Of course there is a bail bond company named Bond, James Bond Inc. We struggled with whether this was BEST* or WORST and ultimately decided that if the bail-bond-related-scale goes from The Bounty Hunter w/ Jennifer Aniston all the way up to Domino Harvey, with Dog Chapman falling somewhere in the middle, then this shit hits it out of the park.

ADDENDUM: Addressing concerns from loyal readers, DeNiro’s Jack Walsh character in Midnight Run was not counted in our rating scale…mainly because it didn’t work for our joke. That is clearly at the tippy top of the scale.

This site is amazing. Spending time on this site is a much better way to honor Washington & Lincoln than going to the mall, hitting mattress sales or buying a car. There, we said it. Manbabies.com is more patriotic than shopping.

Hurry on down to John Elway Toyota because these Prius cars are going fast!!!!
(No seriously, they are going fast…so fast they can’t stop.)

We also felt you’d enjoy this photo of Laura’s “dirt tagged” car. Oh clever Manhattan Beach youth…

Next thing you know they will be able to grow mustaches, wear eyepatches and tie people to train tracks…and then the world will end.

How has it taken us this long to find this. Girl power!! (Thanks Ted.)

Don’t get us wrong it’s not that we can’t see what she sees in Klitchko. Namely he is a doctor and the closest thing to Ivan Drago since, well, Ivan Drago. What we can’t understand is why he is hanging out with that tan troll…perhaps he is into Monchichi’s?

Do you think right before they have sex he says to her, “I will break you.”