…No need to over copywrite anything.

HOLY SHIT! WE ARE HUGE IN FARMVILLE!
We were a little unsure that we’d pass their strict advertising guidelines (and low brow sensors) but it happened, andwe’re blowing up in your face…book. That is right, we are now going to be found on a Facebook sidebar near you. Please take screenshots and send them to us if you actually see one of our ads on your FB page.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! We are celebrating it the only way we know how as descendants of Irish immigrants to this country, by drinking excess amounts of Patron and watching the Machete trailer on repeat. Aye Aye Aye!!

At about 1:38 it gets really awesome. Don’t give up before that. Also try not to focus on the machine gun in the corner and stop worrying what their families will think when they see this. Just sit back and enjoy the “fantastical journey” that is Telephone The Afghanistan Remake.

Remember the good old days when you would smoke weed in the woods behind your parents’ house out of an apple, potato, tin foil or anything you could get your hands on? Imagine your luck if you stumbled into the natural phenomenon we pulled out of a bag of Whole Foods mini-carrots today.

You could easily drill into it and take teeny, tiny bong hits in your bedroom with a tiny towel under the door and then blow the smoke into a tiny paper towel tube filled with tiny fabric softener sheets. Not that we have any experience in any of these things. We just stumbled into them in a chat room while looking for “weeding advice.” Ok Mom?

No, this isn’t another story about a gorilla loving on a little kitten. This is a heartwarming tale of an outdoor advertising conglomerate loving a goofy, unemployed redhead. Unreal. A PLACE FOR COCO.

Best Rick Astley integration in history. Wacth the whole thing. Seriously. Genius.

Welcome back to work. Hope everyone enjoyed their Easter/Passover/Spring Break.

PS- BEST* Cocktail tip: Next Easter, when your mom makes you mix her up her 14th Cosmo, use a Peep head as garnish.

You have to read these books. (Yes, we read books dickheads. Stop acting so surprised.) There are three in the series and you will not be able to put them down. Read them before you see the movie. But definitely see the movie. It opens this Friday in select cities and nationwide by April. Not to sound all intellectual and subtitle-y and bite the hand that feeds us but… Hollywood will soon remake this and ruin it, so we highly reccomend seeing the Swedish version. If you saw the original French/Dutch version of The Vanishing and then the American one with Kiefer Sutherland, Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock, you can appreciate our fear. (And that had two Academy Award winners AND a Jack Bauer in it.)

PS - Sorry our Monday posts have been sucking lately. We will get it back. We just need some more uppers. Anyone holding?

God bless Google Analytics. Here is a little sampling of the words people searched in the last week that landed them on our blog. This week’s words are amusing, varied and suprisingly high-brow. Abondazza? Come on! That’s not even spelled correctly and they still found us. Usually people who find us are searching words like “penis hygiene” “boobs” and “beaver trap.”
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Clearly, “seriously wtf is that” wins. On a more serious note: Listen up pervs. Everything you google is recorded somewhere.