Happy MLK Day. Our usual booby jokes are on hold because they all seem forced in light of the situation in Haiti. We want to do anything we can to encourage others to help. It is incredibly easy to donate. We texted and donated online. Here are several options of how you can do your part.
Text “QUAKE” to 20222 to charge a $10 donation to the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund (the donation will be added to your cell phone bill).
Donate $10 to the American Red Cross – charged to your cell phone bill – by texting “HAITI” to “90999.
You can donate online directly through the Red Cross.
Doctors Without Borders is now accepting donations to their Emergency Relief Fund. These types of funds ensure that their medical teams can react to the Haiti emergency and humanitarian crises all over the world, particularly neglected crises that remain outside the media spotlight.
UNICEF has also set up a special fund to help the children of Haiti. You can donate through their website and 100% of your donation goes to their relief efforts for children in Haiti.
Our regularly scheduled sixth-grade, locker-room style humor will return on Wedensday.
We currently have nothing better to do during the day, so instead of starting to drink at noon, we really poured a lot of time and attention into our quarterly website update. We have all new links to some fucked up sites and also really cool ones you will want to bookmark, new photos and new Best & Worst words for you to seamlessly incorporate into your lexicon. We also threw an episode of Bocce King up on the work page because it is such a crowd pleaser. Here is a little photo sample to get you excited:
And here is the link- please empty your cache, clear your cookies and then click here. We don’t care if you stay on the site, but we are really trying to get our google analytics hits up to win a bet.
We will be back with more blog genius in 2010. To keep you occupied while we are gone, here is a game called Photo Hunt. Compare these two pics and circle the things that don’t match. Good luck — this is a tough one.
Photos courtesy of Zachary Galler - he specializes in cinematography and portraits of pervs.
Card layouts courtesy of Shutterfly - they specialize in corny mugs and calendars.
The Return of the Comment Box…
We, once again, opened ourselves up for constructive criticism and - yet again - we were mocked with personal shares, dirty innuendos and curse words. Well keep it up guys. We’ll show you! Your silly insults are just making us want to suck harder….wait, that came out wrong…we meant…oh fuck it. Nevermind. Here are the new comments.
This picture is hot off the digital press from our shoot last night. Look, this isn’t the New Yorker, but give us your best caption (post it as a comment or email us) and we will send the winner one of the wigs featured in this photo (you can even pick which wig you want).
It may come as a shock to most of you that we are in a premiere sports magazine (probably because you’ve seen how we put away Costco-sized bottles of Patron in a night) .
Well, to be honest, we also found it pretty fucking shocking. But nevertheless, this months issue of Volleyball Magazine (on newsstands now) features BEST* in bikinis on the beach on page 36.
Suck on that Coach F who never played Eileen when she was on the JV team in highschool…
Laura’s bday is today, 8/28. Eileen’s bday is tomorrow, 8/29.
Laura was told she looked like Potsie in highschool. Potsie is a boy and Laura is a girl. In college, a boy at a bar told Eileen she looked like Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren was in her 50s and Eileen was in her 20s.
Sadly, both these stories are completely true and not an exercise in creative writing.
It was just an ordinary BEST* night at dinner…30 bucks in food, 60 bucks in booze. All was fine until while waiting for the bill, two drunk dudes tried to talk to us. To paint the proper picture, GUY 1 looked 15, was dressed in head to toe Gap Khaki and had a sunburn in the shape of oakleys. GUY 2 was in seersucker pants, a navy blazer, an ascot and his teeth were glowing white. We are also pretty sure he had a spray tan and a bodywave. Below are some of our favorite excerpts from the conversation:
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BEST1:
Aren’t you wearing a wedding band?
GUY1:
That doesn’t mean I can’t share my ideas…
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GUY 2:
I told you, I’m from New York.
BEST 2:
Wait - where in New York did you say you were from?
GUY 2:
Michigan.
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GUY 1: You know the youngest couple to ever have a kid were 7 and 8 years old…in China.
We figured the best way to wrap up the Bocce King series was to put ourselves in it…although now we are so uncomfortable seeing what we look like running and jumping in our uniforms that we refuse to watch it. But after BocceSaidSheWas18’s back-to-back wins on Tuesday night, we have to admit that Giuseppe Napoli actually did “Improve Our Game By A Lot-Fold!”™
Thanks again to Derek Miller for his flair and elan & Adam Svatek for his badadingdingding! Oh and suck it Lavazzoli!
