Introducing the new BEST* corporate car…still waiting to get a quote on hydraulics, but we’re pretty sure in the effort to be totally “off the chain” money is no object.

Perhaps you’ve heard of this tiny little store? They were really nice, we hope they make it in these tough economic times. Maybe our spots will help them gain a little recognition here in the US.

And the number 420. Bah! No seriously. The website update (although late) is up for your viewing pleasure…filled with BEST*/Worst pics, new links to BEST* & Worst sites as well as the words everyone should and shouldn’t be using (thank you Uncle Bob for your suggestions). Enjoy!

BEST COMPANY WEBSITE EVER.

**Warning language and content may be highly inappropriate for your stupid, fucking children.

The North End Caffe in Manhattan Beach has the best sandwiches- possiby in all of LA. And we would have said this even if they didn’t agree to wear our company t-shirts.

We seriously eat there four to five times a week. The Vaughn and The Alicia are our lunchtime usuals. And a breakfast of the House Sandwich or The Hermana with some North End Potatoes will make any day (and hangover) better. Now that we talked them into wearing the shirts, next we will start a campaign to get a sandwich named after us. Who wouldn’t order The Best Sandwich Ever?! We’ll leave the ingredients up to them. They are the food geniuses. We are just the masters of naming things, puns and dick jokes.

If you live in LA you better eat here soon. If you live in NY, check them out on the Food Network in April when they will be featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

Happy MLK Day. Our usual booby jokes are on hold because they all seem forced in light of the situation in Haiti. We want to do anything we can to encourage others to help. It is incredibly easy to donate. We texted and donated online. Here are several options of how you can do your part.

Contribute online through ClintonBushHaitiFund.org.

Text “QUAKE” to 20222 to charge a $10 donation to the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund (the donation will be added to your cell phone bill).

Donate $10 to the American Red Cross – charged to your cell phone bill – by texting “HAITI” to “90999.

You can donate online directly through the Red Cross.

Doctors Without Borders is now accepting donations to their Emergency Relief Fund. These types of funds ensure that their medical teams can react to the Haiti emergency and humanitarian crises all over the world, particularly neglected crises that remain outside the media spotlight.

UNICEF has also set up a special fund to help the children of Haiti. You can donate through their website and 100% of your donation goes to their relief efforts for children in Haiti.

Our regularly scheduled sixth-grade, locker-room style humor will return on Wedensday.

We currently have nothing better to do during the day, so instead of starting to drink at noon, we really poured a lot of time and attention into our quarterly website update. We have all new links to some fucked up sites and also really cool ones you will want to bookmark, new photos and new Best & Worst words for you to seamlessly incorporate into your lexicon. We also threw an episode of Bocce King up on the work page because it is such a crowd pleaser. Here is a little photo sample to get you excited:

And here is the link- please empty your cache, clear your cookies and then click here. We don’t care if you stay on the site, but we are really trying to get our google analytics hits up to win a bet.

We will be back with more blog genius in 2010. To keep you occupied while we are gone, here is a game called Photo Hunt.  Compare these two pics and circle the things that don’t match. Good luck — this is a tough one.

*Thanks Jayro.

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With Love,
BEST*

Photos courtesy of Zachary Galler - he specializes in cinematography and portraits of pervs.
Card layouts courtesy of Shutterfly - they specialize in corny mugs and calendars.

The Return of the Comment Box…

We, once again, opened ourselves up for constructive criticism and - yet again - we were mocked with personal shares, dirty innuendos and curse words. Well keep it up guys. We’ll show you! Your silly insults are just making us want to suck harder….wait, that came out wrong…we meant…oh fuck it. Nevermind. Here are the new comments.

BEST* CAPTION CONTEST!!!

This picture is hot off the digital press from our shoot last night.  Look, this isn’t the New Yorker, but give us your best caption (post it as a comment or email us) and we will send the winner one of the wigs featured in this photo (you can even pick which wig you want).

Note:  Aaron Hammond not included.