Does anyone know who this is?  He seems to be our most vocal and loyal reader and yet we are not sure who he is.  Is he even real?

Here are some samples of his comments:

How about I come over there and melt your box for you lol

How did you get that? I thought I deleted it lol

Aisle be there for you

We are really excited at the prospect of having a fan, but would find it pretty hilarious if one of you guys were messing with us…lol