WORST: BEST* ATTEMPTS TO DIVERSIFY

March 2, 2010 no comments

It is 2010 and the industry is shifting. As ad agencies struggle to keep a grip on their brands, more and more companies, large and small, are going direct to client. It has opened up vast opportunities.

BEST* took note of the industry’s changing climate and quickly picked the low hanging fruit of the Asian fresh produce market.

Photo and copy by guest blogger Matt Lenski
His also frequently contributes to his blog.

WORST STUFF @ 2:17 pm

WORST: GOOD BUT NOT BEST. WHAT?

February 22, 2010 no comments

Kashi seems to be implying that these two mature people of different genders only share a love of high fiber cereal…and not, by any means, a love of each others’ genitals. Because boning at breakfast doesn’t happen when you are old…meditate on that.

WORST: W-W-W-WHY HBO?

February 8, 2010 one comment

“Temple Grandin” is a really amazing true story about a really amazing woman by the same name. So why did HBO have to go and make it look exactly like “Simple Jack?”

The similarities are uncanny. Claire Danes looks more like Simple Jack then she does the real woman. And the trailers? Come on HBO.

Trailer

HBO EXEC: I just can’t put my finger on what this trailer reminds me of…
EDITOR: I don’t know what you are talking about (runs out of office, high-fives interns)

WORST STUFF @ 11:26 am

WORST: (BEST* CLIENTS DON’T READ THIS) CLIENTS.

January 25, 2010 no comments

Let’s face it. Sometimes the humoring and the yes-ing can push one to a breaking point that we used to call “Going Promo.”  Thankfully the CLIENTS FROM HELL blog provides a much needed break to illustrate that your clients aren’t half as shitty as you thought.

Question:  Is the logo located in someone’s vagina?

WORST STUFF @ 10:32 am

WORST: WINDOW DISPLAY OF TERROR

January 4, 2010 no comments

WORST STUFF @ 12:48 pm

WORST: TOTAL BEAVER TRAP!!

December 21, 2009 no comments


What? What were you expecting to see? Perv.

WORST: PUBLIC MOTORBOATING

December 7, 2009 no comments


As you can see, his shirt clearly reads MEET ME AT THE BAR. What you can’t see is that hers reads MEET ME AT MY BOOBS.

WORST STUFF @ 11:32 am

WORST: UNSOLICITED HATE EMAILS.

November 30, 2009 one comment

We have a new fan!!!

Who ARE you Steven Barker?!

WORST STUFF @ 3:19 pm

WORST: WAIT A SECOND…WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THIS BEFORE…OH, FIGURED IT OUT. NEVERMIND.

November 16, 2009 no comments

Don’t get us wrong, we are all in favor of getting in shape and preferably for just minutes a day! But something in our vast experience tells us toned arms are not the usual result of this motion.

Wait for it- it starts getting good at about :19.

WORST STUFF @ 1:25 pm

WORST: JAMES CAMERON’S HALLOWEEN COSTUME SUCKS…

November 2, 2009 no comments

Your costume sucks and so will your MOVIE:

Anyone else notice the similarities between Avatars and Stephen King “Sleepwalkers”? Lose the feline fangs, paint them blue and they are basically the same thing…lame.

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