Two years ago, when we set out to create a website that would always be fresh (like your hoo-ha) and update every quarter, we had no idea that we would start actually doing work someday. Well that day has come. And we have actually been too busy for the past 12 days to do our second quarter of 2010 site update. We promise it is coming. So lay off Uncle Bob. We are on it.
* Eileen’s Uncle Bob really sent her this email. So that is a good sign as to who the “sweet spot” in our demographic is: people related to us that are in their fifties.
Look for Uncle Bob’s Best and Worst words coming to a Q2 website near you soon!
Look, we aren’t saying that we didn’t like playing The Old, Old Sheep in the 2nd grade production of Charlotte’s Web. Nor are we saying that we are still smarting from having to play the Old Grandma when clearly we were more suited for the role of the Witch in Into The Woods. What we’ve realize is, the issue wasn’t our acting skills, the issue was the mother-fudging material! If only we had attended the genius school that put this little gem on…
This is might come as a shock to you. But this is not a Saturday Night Live parody and this is not an attempt to make fun of Amish people. Today’s post is purely about how effing lame the Lifetime Movie Network line up is (that is of course assuming you even knew there was a Lifetime Movie Network). We had no idea it existed, and we fall into their demographic… We miss the days of Lifetime when they had movies starring Markie Post filled with scorned women setting fire to their husband’s bed and/or car. They have clearly lost their edge.
Overboard was a great movie. It reignited America’s passion for over-the-top miniature golf courses. It was also apparently a box office flop. So other than a guranteed time slot every Sunday on TBS in 2014, why are they remaking it? Also slated for remakes are: Romancing The Stone, The Birds and Footloose. The major flaw in the remake of Footloose is that there are no places in the US today that dancing would be illegal, especially with the popularity of ABDC, So you think You Can Dance and Dance Dance Revolution. And the major flaw in the Overboard remake is that J-Lo is a terrible actor.
In other movie news, we are going to start working on some remake scripts right now. Why set your sights all high and try to remake a movie that was actually well done? Dummies. We pride oursleves on setting attainable goals — Like Ishtar 2011, Waterworld 2011 and Leprechaun 2011. Jennifer Lopez will star in all of them. See you at the Oscars.
Breast milk cheese? Sick. Served in a restaurant. Fucking gross. Not to mention, if you walked up to Chef Angerer and tried to suckle his wife’s teet, he would kick you in the junk. But it’s okay for him to pass that shit around in cheese form as a canape? Come on. This is really sending a mixed message to men everywhere.
It is 2010 and the industry is shifting. As ad agencies struggle to keep a grip on their brands, more and more companies, large and small, are going direct to client. It has opened up vast opportunities.
BEST* took note of the industry’s changing climate and quickly picked the low hanging fruit of the Asian fresh produce market.
Photo and copy by guest blogger Matt Lenski
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Kashi seems to be implying that these two mature people of different genders only share a love of high fiber cereal…and not, by any means, a love of each others’ genitals. Because boning at breakfast doesn’t happen when you are old…meditate on that.
“Temple Grandin” is a really amazing true story about a really amazing woman by the same name. So why did HBO have to go and make it look exactly like “Simple Jack?”
The similarities are uncanny. Claire Danes looks more like Simple Jack then she does the real woman. And the trailers? Come on HBO.
HBO EXEC: I just can’t put my finger on what this trailer reminds me of…
EDITOR: I don’t know what you are talking about (runs out of office, high-fives interns)
Let’s face it. Sometimes the humoring and the yes-ing can push one to a breaking point that we used to call “Going Promo.” Thankfully the CLIENTS FROM HELL blog provides a much needed break to illustrate that your clients aren’t half as shitty as you thought.
Question: Is the logo located in someone’s vagina?
