It’s so weird that Lindsay has taken to communicating by fingernail…and that the press is making such a huge deal about it. We’ve been doing it for a really long time. Take, for instance, this photo taken of one of us in our office last week. How coincidental!
This fourth of July, in celebration of America, Mattel is attempting to repair the damage it’s done to little girls and their body images by releasing a more true to life Barbie.
In other news, Adderall Skipper will be out by Christmas!!
Pretty sure if hell has community events, like Car Fairs, this is one of them. Give the video to about :20 and you will see what we mean. Why does this make us feel sick inside? Is it the cutsom rape van? Nope…we’ve been in one of those before. The “White Wedding” dance moves with the monkey puppet? No…seen that like a million times. Oh, it must be THE FUCKING CLOWN AND HIS CREEPY, CLOWN LAUGH.
Not sure how to tell someone you love them on V-Day??
You can’t find this type of selection at a Barnes & Noble…this is classic WTF literature from the ’70s and ’80s…Classic.
Sometimes it is so hard to find some peace and quiet.
The good news is we are back to not really working. And it’s summer which means better blogging, bocce balls flying and time for us to light it up.
PS- Fruits labor coming soon. If there is one thing you can count on, it is that we will blog the shit out of it when it’s done.
Memorial Day is a serious holiday. And a somber one. We cried on the way into work (no, not because we are working) listening to people talk about their kids that died overseas. That is why we wanted to post something to cheer everyone up. It is called Surra De Bunda. But we are calling it God Bless America For Not Inventing This.
Give it ’til :45 when…how can we say this…the pussy piston really starts firing.
PS- We are open to suggestions as to what the stylish leather belt is for.
Don’t get us wrong, we’ll get down with Chelsea Handler and some vodka dipped tampons any day. But this is taking it too far…
Although we have to give props to the journalist who crafted one of the best sentences we have ever read:
“‘Vodka eyeballing’, as it is known in student circles, is the latest drinking craze to sweep through Britain’s universities.”
What happened to good old-fashioned shots? Read the whole story on Eyeballing here.
We are actually on a job. This is going to cut into our blog writing time. And we feel terrible about this. So for the next week or so, while we are trying to be funny for money, keep yourself entertained by reading Chris Snyder’s twitter feed. It is like Best* Blog light.
http://twitter.com/diddas12
You can also follow our twitter if you don’t already.
http://twitter.com/BestCompanyEver
We may be able to squeeze a few tweets out in between patter writing, procrastinating and pre-pro. (You see what we did there…alliteration. You miss us already, don’t you?)
And that is only the SNEAK PEEK!